Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
when the pickles aren’t from the refrigerated section
pic.twitter.com/Jg4SpxH7mj— claussen pickles (@ClaussenPickles) January 17, 2022
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1481787264334274561?s=20
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1483928710738694144?s=20
This is my first time sharing one of these because the symmetry was just too beautiful to keep to myself
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https://twitter.com/CodeineFridge/status/1483484642472706050?s=20
Daniel Radcliffe congrats on getting the role of weird Al but hope u know this isn’t gonna be your usual Harry Potter walk in the park type bullshit. This is a real fuckin role. Ain’t gonna be no Hagrid coming to ur rescue on this one bro. Don’t fuck this up. Do us proud ?
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) January 18, 2022
https://twitter.com/danagould/status/1484240103299960833?s=20
The Saddest Song in the World pic.twitter.com/uNOhhMdAZJ
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) January 20, 2022
I was hiking today when one of those “Hollywood Tours Of The Stars Homes” vans pulled up. The driver says on the bullhorn “Hey I recognize you from somewhere! Are you one of those Jersey Shore guys??” I reply, “Absolutely.” And everyone in the van took a photo.
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) January 19, 2022
https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1483845453636505602?s=20
I’m not going to explain this but uncooked quinoa is like glitter’s more reserved sister who doesn’t go to da club anymore
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) January 14, 2022
The people I know who should have kids don’t want kids. The people I know who shouldn’t have 91 of them.
— Alex Edelman (@AlexEdelman) January 14, 2022
https://twitter.com/srslyberserk/status/1482947911319232513?s=20
Autocorrect can go to hell. Just told someone I was gonna come over tonight and eat their pizza.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 19, 2022
