Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1488962694350843916?s=20&t=uUZJmDJ3sfTfjenAFHiBzg
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1488711856952807425?s=20&t=uUZJmDJ3sfTfjenAFHiBzg
I used to accidentally repeat stories to my friends a lot but now I just say “I think I’ve already told you this” and say it again anyway
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) February 2, 2022
One of the biggest problems facing this country that in general, too many people sleeping on the breakfast skillet.
— Plumpa | ꜰᴏꜱᴛᴇʀ ? (@susp_enders) February 1, 2022
Hey Jason Momoa if you’re looking to tremendously downgrade HMU
— Heather Gay (@heathergay29) January 28, 2022
Loose power outlets, let’s talk about them
— Zoltan Kaszas (@ZoltanCOMEDY) January 30, 2022
Who’s taking me?! pic.twitter.com/Klt7TSuA6c
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) February 1, 2022
Are we really gonna do this now, @duolingo? pic.twitter.com/jo0X2s9VLR
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 3, 2022
Dear dudes in tactical wear/gruntstyle shirts at the airport—why not treat that Qdoba like a stealth mission and chew with your mouth closed for once in your life.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) February 3, 2022
The Masked Singer is not the bastion of integrity I once believed it to be.
— Zach Anner (@Zachanner) February 3, 2022
Is nothing sacred? pic.twitter.com/Jn8HJ1UFDU
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) February 1, 2022
Shout out to the top 5 bills in the world, fold, board, of Rights, & Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Murray.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) February 2, 2022
The great thing about standup is the audience will stop you from pursuing some dumb ideas by not laughing. Podcasts provide no such corrective.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) January 28, 2022
