It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, that holiest of holidays that invites us all to indulge in pints of green beer, public drunkenness, unabashed vomiting, falling off barstools, and stumbling through town. Otherwise known as “amateur night,” March 17 is when everyone pretends they can handle their liquor like a true Irishman. (Spoiler alert: you can’t.)
In honor of…
