Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Happy Thursday y’all, despite all the bullshit!
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) March 10, 2022
https://twitter.com/rickyberwick/status/1501337158627561474?s=20&t=o8GqF7v1dwiCxZiKg31dqQ
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1500230791615373315?s=20&t=o8GqF7v1dwiCxZiKg31dqQ
Sad that my character was cut from Obi Wan Kenobi. So when that shit comes out and you think "Man, this coulda used a wacky neighbor who always borrows appliances from Obi Wan and doesn't return 'em", trust me that shit was in there.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 9, 2022
LIFE HACK: When pulled over by a male cop call him "Lil' Fella" as many times as possible to endear yourself to him.
— Dan Ewen Ⓥ (@VaguelyFunnyDan) March 7, 2022
How the fuck am I supposed to sing The Flintstones theme while I’m in Florida? It’s the main reason I go there!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 9, 2022
Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.— mariana Z (@mariana057) March 8, 2022
Things about my Princess Di beanie baby that just make sense pic.twitter.com/o2yerafta9
— Eileen Mary O’Connell (@i_Lean) March 10, 2022
Ripped a fart on the plane and now they asking if theres a doctor on board ??
— Homie Montana (@ReeceMuniz) March 9, 2022
When I check my inbox on tik tok, I’ll watch a video, laugh and resend it right back to the person who sent it to me, not realizing they are the ones that sent it to me.
— LexisShardé (@LexisSharde) March 7, 2022
the government will be like "we created 5 million new jobs" and it'll all be call centers
— anwar (@theanwarnewton) March 4, 2022
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1502031521515028483?s=20&t=o8GqF7v1dwiCxZiKg31dqQ
What did he tell her? pic.twitter.com/XtLOS3GFh5
— By George. (@ByGeorgeGMU) March 10, 2022
when Marvel and DC Universe crossover pic.twitter.com/DAft6S84gv
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 10, 2022
