Mandatory Funniest Tweets of the Week 04-08-2022

Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.

So what do y’all think? pic.twitter.com/BKPPClDwDy

— Lindsey Smith (@LindseySmithAZ) April 7, 2022

sonic movie 2 tomorrow. gonna dress up like sonic all day and fuck your mom. goodnight fam pic.twitter.com/Gn5p7AfmcT

— Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) April 6, 2022

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1511187364806377475?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ

Me trying to plug something in via USB

pic.twitter.com/kT9nQP1mJr

— Simon Miller (@SimonMiller316) April 4, 2022

JADA PINKETT YOU TRY TO STEAL MY FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 6, 2022

https://twitter.com/magichourbaby/status/1511057795914731520?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ

https://twitter.com/DebraDiGiovanni/status/1511418023734775810?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ

https://twitter.com/AviweN__/status/1510895760396664832?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ

Congratulations on your Grammy, Louis CK! Jerks off to you, sir!

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 4, 2022

Doctor: The crystals in your ears might be causing vertigo

Me: I knew it was only a matter of time before crystals did a white woman dirty

— Valerie Tosi (@valerie_tosi) April 4, 2022

gm to those who have lost full control of their life’s trajectory

— riri?? (@raunchonpizza) April 4, 2022

An added benefit from taking psylocibin for my depression is the healing conversations I have with my room humidifier.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/umlautilde/status/1510328910302662661?s=20&t=62XFHv0VF8jGB6Ya5-9TzQ