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7 Fun Things You Can Call Men Now That ‘Bald’ Is Sexual Harassment

Get woke people. Calling a man bald is sexual harassment thanks to a worker in the UK who took offense to the descriptor — and won a harassment case in court because of it.

Luckily, the law currently resides in merry old England, (where observing a naked mannequin and being drunk in a pub are also criminal offenses).

But you know it’s only a matter of time before the law makes its way to the land of the bald hairless eagle. Followed in kind by prison time for other concise yet unlawful descriptors like short, fat, and pedo-tinged republican. (Because we must protect men from sexual harassment at all costs.)

In order to get ahead of all that, we’re devising this list of fun and jail-free alternatives to “bald” you can employ once the Draconian laws of Her Majesty’s fat cunts inevitably wend their way to our shores. They may take our words, but they can never take our freedom…to use other, much less direct insults that mean exactly the same thing.

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