Unlike his lame ass brother (Prince William) who is pumping out babies with his plain white toast cousin (Katie Middleton), Prince Harry officially got engaged to a piece of seasoned chicken yesterday, making Meghan Markle the hottest princess of all time. Remember that time people kept saying Pippa Middleton had a great ass? Haha, that was fun. Pippa probably won’t pose next to Meghan in pictures. Before you say “Princess Diana was hot!”, I mean, she was cute. Probably not so much anymore. Anyway, it’s been a pretty bad week for white supremacists. So click through these pics and see why Prince Harry has a permanent grin on his face.
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SUITS -- Season: 4 -- Pictured: Meghan Markle as Rachel Zane -- (Photo by: Nigel Parry/USA Network/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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SUITS -- Season 1 -- Pictured: Meghan Markle as Rachel Zane -- (Photo by: Frank Ockenfels/USA/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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SUITS -- Season:5 -- Pictured: (l-r) Patrick J. Adams as Michael Ross, Meghan Markle as Rachel Zane -- (Photo by: Nigel Parry/USA Network/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 13: Actress Meghan Markle arrives at the GQ Men of the Year Party at Chateau Marmont on November 13, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Vespa/Getty Images For GQ)
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SUITS -- Season 1 -- Pictured: Meghan Markle as Rachel Zane -- (Photo by: Frank Ockenfels/USA/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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Meghan Markle poses on arrival for the GQ Men of the Year Party at Chateau Marmont on Sunset Blvd., in Hollywood, California, on November 13, 2012. AFP PHOTO / Frederic J. BROWN (Photo credit should read FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JULY 14: Actress Meghan Markle leaves the "Today Show" taping at NBC Rockefeller Center Studios on July 14, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 27: Prince Harry and actress Meghan Markle during an official photocall to announce their engagement at The Sunken Gardens at Kensington Palace on November 27, 2017 in London, England. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been a couple officially since November 2016 and are due to marry in Spring 2018. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 28: Model Meghan Markle attends the Elton John AIDS Foundation's 13th Annual An Enduring Vision Benefit at Cipriani Wall Street powered by CIROC Vodka on October 28, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for CIROC Vodka)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 27: Prince Harry and actress Meghan Markle attend an official photocall to announce their engagement at The Sunken Gardens at Kensington Palace on November 27, 2017 in London, England. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been a couple officially since November 2016 and are due to marry in Spring 2018on November 27, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Steve Back/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JULY 14: Actress Meghan Markle leaves the "Today Show" taping at NBC Rockefeller Center Studios on July 14, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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TORONTO, ON - APRIL 15: Actress Meghan Markle poses in the CAFA portrait studio at The Fairmont Royal York Hotel on April 15, 2016 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/Getty Images Portrait)
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 24: Actress Meghan Markle arrives at ELLE's 2nd Annual Women In TV Event at Soho House on January 24, 2013 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 20: Actress Meghan Markle arrives at ELLE's 6th Annual Women In Television Dinner at Sunset Tower Hotel on January 20, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - NOVEMBER 27: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attend an official photocall to announce their engagement at The Sunken Gardens, Kensington Palace on November 27, 2017 in London, England. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been a couple officially since November 2016 and are due to marry in Spring 2018. (Photo by Max Mumby/Indigo/Getty Images)
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PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 19: Meghan Markle arrives at the NBC/Universal 2014 TCA Winter press tour held at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 19, 2014 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 27: Prince Harry (L) and Meghan Markle during an official photocall to announce the engagement of Prince Harry and actress Meghan Markle at The Sunken Gardens at Kensington Palace on November 27, 2017 in London, England. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been a couple officially since November 2016 and are due to marry in Spring 2018. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 27: Prince Harry and actress Meghan Markle attend an official photocall to announce their engagement at The Sunken Gardens at Kensington Palace on November 27, 2017 in London, England. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been a couple officially since November 2016 and are due to marry in Spring 2018on November 27, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Steve Back/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 02: Model/actress Meghan Markle attends the 12th annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards at Spring Studios on November 2, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 08: Meghan Markle is seen during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014 at Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts on February 8, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Paul Morigi/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JULY 13: Actress Meghan Markle leaves the "Today Show" taping at NBC Rockefeller Center Studios on July 13, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 20: Actress Meghan Markle arrives at ELLE's 6th Annual Women In Television Dinner at Sunset Tower Hotel on January 20, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 17: Actress Meghan Markle discusses her role in "Suits" during AOL Build at AOL Studios In New York on March 17, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Desiree Navarro/WireImage)
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TORONTO, ON - APRIL 15: Actress Meghan Markle poses in the CAFA portrait studio at The Fairmont Royal York Hotel on April 15, 2016 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/Getty Images Portrait)
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2016 U.S. Open - Day 10 Actress Meghan Markle watching Serena Williams of the United States in action against Simona Halep of Romania in the Women's Singles Quarterfinal match on Arthur Ashe Stadium on day ten of the 2016 US Open Tennis Tournament at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on September 7, 2016 in Flushing, Queens, New York City. (Photo by Tim Clayton/Corbis via Getty Images)
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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - NOVEMBER 27: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attend an official photocall to announce their engagement at The Sunken Gardens, Kensington Palace on November 27, 2017 in London, England. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been a couple officially since November 2016 and are due to marry in Spring 2018. (Photo by Max Mumby/Indigo/Getty Images)