Meanwhile in Florida: Terrible Woman Places Boy in Dryer, Doesn’t Bother to Add Dryer Sheet That'll teach him.
Driverless Car Pulled Over by Police Tries to Flee (That’s What We Call a Smart Car) This car's got chutzpah.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside Starbucks (Extra Cream) We'll take our coffee black from here on out, thanks.