Let’s be honest: This guy looks like he’s selling some pretty good stuff.
According to the New York Daily News, a 58-year-old Florida man was arrested for possessing weed with the intent to sell on the eve of 420 in Miami Beach. And while that alone really doesn’t make the story all that newsworthy, the fact that he looks like a half-bearded lovechild of Bob Marley, Moses and Morgan Freeman pretty much does the trick:
Not surprisingly, Kevin Gibson was also arrested in 2011 for possessing cocaine with the intent to sell, although he reportedly had a full beard for his mugshot that time around.
Gibson’s bail has been set at $8,000, but you have to think that since his pair of AA batteries died halfway through his last shaving session and he didn’t have the scratch to buy another set, coming up with the cash to get back on the streets is going to be quite the bitch.
You’ll find this guy at the top of the “Florida Man” pyramid: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors
