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As girls are getting swamped by approaches, both online and in the real world, it’s of paramount importance to separate yourself from the herd right away. A great way to do that is to use awesome pick up lines, and we collected some of the best of them out there. We didn’t go the basic route, rehashing the old, boring, stuff, that would only work in a ’80s cringey sit-com. But sometimes a basis of good pickup lines is that they twist the ones that everyone, and their dad, is using, and we have a couple of them here, you’ll surely recognize them.
Awesome Pick Up Lines
Are you sitting in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you play soccer? Cause you look like a keeper.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
You look awkward but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
Sorry can I borrow your phone, I told my ex I’ll call her when I found someone better.
Are you from Tennessee… Cause you look like you’re from Tennessee… or maybe Austin, Nashville.
On a scale from one to SpongeBob, how ready are you to give me your number?
Do you wanna play barbies? I’ll be Ken, and you can be the box he came in.
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
You are almost as hot as my mom.
Damn girl, you’re cute, let me get your MySpace profile.
Your eyes are as blue as the window cleaner I use.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Hey, excuse me, what ethnicity are you? (response) Oh, I thought you were 100% hot.
I’m gonna have to ask you to leave… Cause you’re making all the other girls look bad.
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Hey, can I try out a pick up line my father suggested? (response) Hi, I’m Michael, do you do anal?
Did you just fart? Cause your ass blew me away.
Do you spit or swallow… the seeds when you eat watermelon?
Are you Harembe’s enclosure? Cause I’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Hey, can I stay at your place? No hobo.
So now you don’t have an excuse not to approach all those girls you see every day. Also, remember not to restrict yourself to just approaching girls in clubs and bars at night, the streets, public transit, and stores are all open for putting in your moves. Perhaps, even better as the girls won’t have their guard up, and you can catch them by surprise into actually answering these half-ludicrous questions.
These pick up lines won’t do you much good if you don’t eradicate these major turn offs, and if you don’t know how to compliment a girl. And if you want to see how you should deliver these lines, check out the YouTube channel Limitless EXP, as the guy behind it is the source for some of these gems listed, and also doesn’t do fake pranks.
Share some of your favorite awesome pick up lines in the comments.
