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It happens to all of us at some point. You’re driving along, jamming out to your favorite Hoobastank tune, and out of nowhere, the police pull you over. You’re on the verge of getting a speeding ticket. Your insurance costs are about to go up. Your mom is going to be very disappointed in you. What do you do? You make the officer laugh. Below are 10 not-so-sure-fire, but hilarious, ways to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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10 Hilarious Ways To Talk Your Way Out Of Speeding Ticket
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'I wasn't speeding. I was simply ahead of schedule.'
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Blame it on the ex-wife.
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'The box says, 'If you have an erection over 4 hours, see your doctor IMMEDIATELY!''
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'I wanted to see what would happen when this baby hit 88 miles per hour.'
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Ask the officer, 'How long have you been waiting there?' After their reply, say, 'Well, I got here as fast as I could.'
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Say you really have to go 'number two.'
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Carry a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.
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'I just got my period and I have no tampons. I’m so sorry!'
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Quote 'Top Gun.'
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