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Chocolate Snickers broken in half on a white background. The view from the top.

Snickers to Remove Big Dick Vein Energy From Chocolate Bars Following Green M&M Called Out For Her Promiscuity

There was much ado on the internet last week over an M&M’s character redesign. Why? Because the green M&M was essentially slut-shamed when her go-go boots got taken away and were replaced with sneakers. The edible symbol of horniness is now just like every other M&M, meaning: boring.

The next sweet on pop culture’s “To Be Canceled” list?…

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