People Are Getting a Rise Out of This Guy’s Mistaken Dick Slip (Or Was It?) Obscene content or optical illusion? You decide.
Botch Job: 37-Year-Old Virgin Gets 6-Foot String Stuck in Penis During Sex Game, Pretty Sure He Lost (Also, How Old Is This Virgin?) And you wonder why you're still a virgin...
Snickers to Remove Big Dick Vein Energy From Chocolate Bars Following Green M&M Called Out For Her Promiscuity Cancel culture is coming for your candy bar.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Busted With Bags of Cocaine and Meth Wrapped Around His Penis Claimed Package Wasn’t His (Wait, Which One?) Are those illegal drugs in your pants or are you just really happy to see us?
Meanwhile at Disney World: Horny Couple Dons Raunchy His and Hers Shirts, Sparks Fantastic Twitter Backlash One couple thought The Vacation Kingdom of the World was the perfect place to make a dick joke on their…
Ideal Penis Shape Revealed by New Study, How Is Yours Rounding Out? A new study by Medzino attempts to pinpoint the perfect curvature (or lack thereof) of the penis as it relates…
Meanwhile in Tennessee: Man Cuts Off His Penis and Tosses It at Police, And We’re Not Sure What to Do With That (Neither Were They) There's a lot of ways to react to being pulled over and none of them should end with cutting your…
Meanwhile on TikTok: ‘Dick Doc’ Will Tell You If Your Manhood Is Normal or Not Thanks to TikTok – and a user who cleverly goes by the handle @dickdocontiktok – you can find out if…
Mandatory Funniest Tweets About Jeff Bezos’ Dick-Shaped Rocket on Twitter, Ship Matches the Drapes (And Probably Everything Else) In unavoidable news of the day, Jeff Bezos went to space and back. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
Meanwhile in Illinois: Dirty Old Man Strangles Penis With Rubber Bands, It’s Our Job to Report the News, Dad (Sorry) This story takes crotch rot to a whole ‘nother level. A dirty old man in Illinois was hospitalized after binding…