Meanwhile in California: Affordable Housing Finally Arrives! Only $800 For Monthly Bunk Bed Rental A place to lay your head...and not much else.
Watch Facebook’s New AI-Powered ‘Builder Bot’ Presentation to Glimpse How Much the Future Looks Like a Bad Episode of ‘South Park’ Imagine a holodeck from Star Trek but with the graphics capability of a 9-year-old using a six-pack of colored markers…
Watch Mark Zuckerberg’s Sister Become First ‘Crypto Sis’ With Her Cringeworthy Music Video, Awful Runs in the Family You may have never heard of Randi Zuckerberg but you definitely know her billionaire brother and the signature family charm…
Foo Fighters to Play First Meta Virtual Concert For Super Bowl, Begging Question ‘How Do I Throw My Virtual Underwear at Dave Grohl?’ The future is here. Just don't expect to find Nirvana there.
Tesla Fans Erupt After Dude Fixes Model S for Fraction of Price, That’s the Cost of Having Fancy Pants Just think of all the stylish new fancy pants angry Tesla owners could buy with the money they save on…
The Mandatory Dos and Don’ts Guide to Hilariously Using Facebook’s New Camera Glasses Mark Zuckerberg is getting into bed with the eyewear legend behind the iconic Wayfarer to make a tech baby called…
Meanwhile in San Francisco: Restaurant Ditches $72 Fried Rice Dish Because It Attracted Too Many Douchebags When you're a douchebag and can afford anything on the menu, you must spring for the $72 fried rice. At…
Meanwhile in Florida: Robot Becomes Gainfully-Employed Waiter, Reboots Debate on How Much to Tip a Poorly-Timed Bot While everyone is loving the new bot, does he have what it takes to replace Florida Man?
For Rent: ‘Casa de Facebook’ Where Zuckerberg and Company Got Its Start Available Now (Slackers and Honest Men Need Not Apply) If you’ve been looking for a storied property from which to launch your tech startup, have we got the listing…
Mandatory Best of 2019: Ranking the 10 Greatest TV Sitcoms of the Year Keep the laughs coming with these stellar 2019 sitcoms.