Woman With Split Tongue Can Taste 2 Things at Once (And Is Giving Us Impure Ideas) Double your pleasure, double your tongue?
Meanwhile in Hungary: Wife-Carrying Contest Perfect For People Who Don’t Think Marriage Is Punishing Enough (Yet) They don't call them a "ball and chain" for nothin'.
Meanwhile in Texas: Robber Mows Lawn Before Leaving, Leaves Note Telling Homeowner to Have Some Pride If you want it done right, do it yourself.
Meanwhile in New Jersey: 1,000 Pound Shark Circling Jersey Shore, That or Really Big Drunk Leftover From Cinco de Mayo Can we call it The Situation?
Meanwhile in Connecticut: Terrified Bear Stuck in Car (Now You Know How We Feel Every Day, Buddy) This is one kind of carjacker you never want to confront.
Leg-Lengthening Surgery Increasingly Popular For Men Who Want to Be Taller (Dudes, You’re Elongating the Wrong Body Part) It's the length of your other leg you should be worried about.
Weird News Follow-Up: Guy Who Married Hologram Can No Longer Communicate With Her After Tech Glitch Even virtual girls will abandon you.
Humpback Whale Crashing Into Tourist Boat Not Listed on the Brochure They don't do these kinds of encounters at Sea World!
Single Guy Solutions: Dad Couldn’t Fire ‘Worst’ Nanny Ever,’ So He Married Her And you thought only Jude Law could get away with this.