Christmas in April! Cocaine Plops Out of Stuffed Reindeer at Donation Center This reindeer moonlights as a drug mule.
If a Woman Falls Into an Outhouse in the Forest, It Still Makes a (Shitty) Sound This woman is full of shit.
Ecology Professor Believes Photos of Loch Ness Monster Actually Just Ultimate Dick Pic Is that a Loch Ness Monster in your lake or are you just happy to see me?
Meanwhile in Brazil: Surgeons Operate on Boy Born With Two Penises, Totally Ruin His Future OnlyFans Fortune If one dick is good, two are better!
Meanwhile in Florida: Huge Pregnant Hammerhead Shark Washes Ashore (Jaws, Did You Have Something to Do With This?) This is the mother of all sharks.
Meanwhile in Texas: Town Announces 4-Day School Week After Cutting ‘Gay’ and Other Human Rights Time-Wasters While test scores have fallen and food insecurity has risen in trial counties, more kids are discovering how much fun…
Meanwhile in Florida: Terrible Woman Places Boy in Dryer, Doesn’t Bother to Add Dryer Sheet That'll teach him.
Meanwhile in Africa: Live Mermaid Washes Ashore (Is It Just Us or Is There Something Fishy about This Video?) There's definitely something fishy about this video.
Meanwhile in Texas: Tesla Driver Falls Asleep at Wheel, Nearly Mows Down Cops (Wait, People in Texas Have Teslas?) We never thought we'd see a Tesla in Texas.
Piss-Maxxing Is a Different Kind of Summer Trend You’re Probably Already Experiencing This trend really takes the piss.