DONKEY BUSINESS. Photo: Bashir Osman’s Photography (Getty)
Not to quote Deuce Bigalow, but …eh, what the hell? “That’s a huge bitch!”
According to UNILAD, animal charities on the Greek island of Santorini are worried obese tourists are injuring too many donkeys. Sadly, that’s what happens when they’re forced to cart their fat asses around.
