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Look, bro. The doctor knows how it got up there. He just wants to hear you say it.
According to the Daily Mail, a 33-year-old Chinese man using the alias Xiao Zhang was rushed to the emergency room at Sixth Affiliated Hospital of Sun Yat Sen University in Guangzhou in the early morning hours of August 31 for an important surgery.
That important surgery? You guessed it: An operation to remove the three-inch-wide tumbler glass that had been “lodged inside his rectum” for two days.
Man has a three-inch-wide glass cup removed from his rear after having it stuck there for two days https://t.co/9zkSgwucpk
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) September 6, 2017
“It has been stuck in there for two days and it is not coming out,” Xiao Zhang told one of the doctors. “It (the anus) is swelling so much and causing me pain.”
Of more concern to the doctors than just why in the hell a dude would jam a drinking glass up his poop chute was the fact that part of the glass had broken off. If they didn’t act fast, the kinky fucker ran the risk of dying from “uremia, peritonitis or intestinal obstruction.”
After initial attempts to pull the glass out of Zhang’s ass proved to be futile because the glass was “too slippery,” doctors were forced to cut a hole in his abdomen and remove it from his intestines.
Zhang refused to disclose exactly how the glass became lodged in the “upper to middle section” of his rectum, but I think we all know how it got there. And I think we also know to bring our own cups the next time we’re invited to a dinner party at his house.
