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Man Calling Himself ‘Joe Rogan 2.0’ Claims to Have Grenades in His Ass, Does He Need Science to Show It?

What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas…at least not when it’s a story this weird.

It all started one Friday in Sin City when a 46-year-old man named Brian Gower showed up at the STRAT Casino claiming to have a grenade up his butt that was set to blow. Casino security handcuffed the wacko and called the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police. While they waited in an office for the cops to show up, Gower apparently told them that he was “Joe Rogan 2.0.” (This kind of sounds on-brand, but we digress.)

Gower’s statements got even more bizarre when officers arrived on the scene. Arrest records show that he told them he “had a grenade in his ass and he wanted to fart.” When that didn’t go over well, he claimed to be an actor “trying to raise awareness of bomb attacks.” (Uh-huh. OK.) He went on to say he knew North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, and finally, that he was represented by Saul Goodman, the bad-dude attorney from the hit series Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.

An X-ray of Gower’s rectum revealed no explosives. So as it turned out, the guy was just full of bullshit, not TNT.

Cover Photo: Las Vegas Metropolitan Police

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