Meanwhile in New York: Pete Davidson Opens Bar With Secret Entrance, 1 Guess Who’s on the Blacklist Belly up to the bar, friends.
Meanwhile in Arkansas: 1,000 Dead Rodents Found at Dollar Store, Just a Few More For Free Keychain If you shop at Family Dollar, you've got bigger problems than rat poop.
President Biden Welcomes Cat Into White House Just So He Can Make Old-Fashioned Pussy Joke Before Immediately Calling Everyone to Apologize Someone’s finally getting pussy in the White House…but we never thought it would be Joe Biden.
Meanwhile on Twitter: Dionne Warwick Gets In Salty Food Fight With Oreo Over Weird Flavors (Finally, A Celebrity Who Understands Us) There's no doubt Oreo has gone off the deep end with its flavors, but none of us has been brave…