The Mandatory Guide to Being Stuck in an Elevator With Marjorie Taylor Greene Let's hope you never get stuck in an elevator with MTG. But if you do, we're here for you.
High-Altitude Space Lounge for Rich People Promises to Make Earth Less Douchey For 6 Hours at a Time Finally, a space activity for poor rich people.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reports Jimmy Kimmel to Cops Over Will Smith Joke, Who’s the Snowflake Now? Even a Will Smith slap couldn't shut this one up.
Goddamn Liberal Fox With Rabies Responsible For Biting People at the US Capitol, You Sure It’s Not Marjorie Taylor Greene? This fox has a penchant for biting politicos.