The penis. This precious appendage is simultaneously awesome and awful. It’s awesome because our penises have all the feels, and even slightly bending our boners can give a mighty fantastic sensation. It’s awful because it can also be a great source of pain should it be hit or even lightly grazed in any way. Regardless, our penises aren’t going anywhere (unless you ask to have it removed for reasons nobody has to know about), so we’ve learned to play around with the thing. Because we’re guys and playing with things is what we do, below are the many ways guys mess around with our wieners.
Are those illegal drugs in your pants or are you just really happy to see us?