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In a related story, I feel really good about myself today.
According to the New York Post, a Spanish “scientist” who created a 100-pound sex robot named Samantha says he is now ready to make a baby with his invention.
Sergei Santos says Samantha is so lifelike that she (or it) “boasts eight different programs and the ability to make realistic orgasm sounds.”
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But just humping the shit of Samantha after he watches his cartoons on a Friday night isn’t enough for him, as he says not only will people be marrying these things in the near future, but they’re also going to be having kids with them, something that he personally “would love” to do. Here’s what Santos had to say:
“Using the brain I have already created, I would program it with a genome so he or she could have moral values, plus concepts of beauty, justice and the values that humans have. Then to create a child with this robot, it would be extremely simple. I would make an algorithm of what I personally believe about these concepts, and then shuffle it with what she thinks and then 3D print it. That’s it. I 3D print the robot that is the child of me and the robot. I don’t see any complications.”
No complications? Jesus. For the sake of humanity, somebody sit this guy down and show him The Terminator.
And this is Santos with his lover.
