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I visit Sheboygan, Wisconsin once every summer for the greatest charity golf tournament on the planet, so I know for a fact there are plenty of recycling bins around town. But there’s one asshole in town who’s been doing pretty much the exact opposite of putting their 20-ounce Pepsi Max bottles in those receptacles for the past 18 months.
According to the New York Post, somebody has instead been using those bottles to clog the women’s toilet at the Deland Community Center, and the city has finally had enough. Not only has it left that restroom unavailable to those who need to use it for its intended purpose, but it has also cost the city thousands of dollars in repair and labor costs.
The Sheboygan Police Department is now reaching out to the public for help in solving this shitty situation.
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“Why is the Police Department telling us not to put trash in the toilet? Well…I’ll tell you why,” the SPD said in a recent Facebook post. “Over the past year and a half, someone has been clogging the women’s toilet at the Deland Community Center with a 20 ounce soda bottle. How does one do this and how many flushes does it take? Flushing is not necessary as the person is actually inserting the bottle into the toilet pipes. Why do this? I do not know, but if you help us find the person, I will tell you. This is very strange…and gross, but that is the reality of life.”
Anyone with information on the serial clogger can reach police at 920-459-3333. Putting up cameras in the ladies room in attempt to catch the perp is not recommended for obvious reasons.
