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Florida Woman Tells Police The Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Klaus Vedfelt (Getty Images)

If your innocence was gauged on the creativity behind your excuses, well, this woman would be the least guilty of them all.

According to MSN News, a 26-year-old woman in Fort Pierce recently came up with with craziest reason for having cocaine in her possession. Just how did the booger sugar get…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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