We’re all for love. We would never tell you who you should love. That’s not up for us to decide. But sometimes love stories have a strange twist ending we definitely didn’t see coming. This is the case with a bodybuilder in Kazakhstan who recently married the love of his life.
He was clad in a classic back tux and bow tie and she was wearing a low-cut, floral white wedding gown. At first glance, everything seems normal. But, if you take a closer look, you’ll realize that the bride isn’t a woman at all, but a sex doll.
Again, we’re not in the business of telling people who they’re allowed to love. But, when it comes to marrying a sex doll, the water gets a little murky. According to Kazakh law, to get married one consenting adult must be male and the other female. We’re not sure if a sex doll is technically “female” and if an inanimate object can consent, but that’s not up to us.
Recently, the man named Yuro Tolochko, and his bride held a traditional ceremony with dinner and dancing, surrounded by friends and family. It was the culmination of a whirlwind romance that began eight months ago when Tolochko says he “met Margo at a nightclub” even though he probably really just bought her from a sex shop.
Now that he’s taken the plunge into the world of matrimony, let’s hope the romance between the two never ends. But it’s only a matter of time before he spots a younger “model” and trades up, right?
Photo: instagram.com/yurii_tolochko/
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