Meanwhile in Louisiana: Sanitation Workers Rescue 10-Year-Old From Kidnapper, Perfect Heroes to Take Out Trash

Finally, some good news. If you’ve ever been hanging out with a group of friends when suddenly, everyone’s phone starts beeping, you probably know what an AMBER alert is. But did you know that America’s Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response (a nifty backronym) was actually named in honor of Amber Hagerman, a 9-year-old Texas girl who was abducted while riding her…