Meanwhile in Vegas: Model Brain-Damaged After Eating Pretzel Awarded $29.5 Million (But Did the Prosecutor Check to See If She Wasn’t Damaged the Evening Prior?)

Models aren’t known for their smarts, but one Vegas model recently got the payout of her life – essentially putting the worth of her brain at a whopping $29.5 million.

Her name is Chantel Giacalone, and you may recognize the aspiring actress from roles in The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations and the web series Hollow Walls (but you probably won’t, because both are pretty…