Meanwhile in Dubai: World’s Deepest Underwater Diving Pool Promises 200 Feet of Fun For Those Who Forgot Their Fear of Drowning

Typically, when you plunge to the bottom of a 200-foot deep ocean tomb, you can kiss your ass Dubai. But allegedly, the new Deep Dive Dubai is not only the world’s deepest pool, it’s also a safe place (zero assholes torn so far) to seek the greatest thrill known to man: pushing a shopping cart under 3.7 million gallons of…