Ted Cruz Allegedly Used Campaign Money to Buy $153K Worth of His Own Book (Still Didn’t Read It)

There’s a strange dichotomy at play in Ted Cruz’s special brand of politics. For starters, while everyone has read his NSFW tweets, it appears no human being has ever read his books.

This 100 percent makes sense considering that his face is on the cover. (We digress.) Yet despite the lack of interest in the Texas Playboy’s hardcovers, the…