The Governor Abbott Guide to Looking on the Bright Side You'll be smiling like a sociopath in no time.
Meanwhile in Texas: Robber Mows Lawn Before Leaving, Leaves Note Telling Homeowner to Have Some Pride If you want it done right, do it yourself.
Meanwhile in Texas: Town Announces 4-Day School Week After Cutting ‘Gay’ and Other Human Rights Time-Wasters While test scores have fallen and food insecurity has risen in trial counties, more kids are discovering how much fun…
Meanwhile in Texas: Tesla Driver Falls Asleep at Wheel, Nearly Mows Down Cops (Wait, People in Texas Have Teslas?) We never thought we'd see a Tesla in Texas.
Meanwhile in Texas: Dogs Give Free High-Fives to Austin Marathon Runners, But He’s Going to Need Belly Rubs From You Down the Road (Video) World's first four-legged cheerleaders?
Moviegoer Releases Live Bat in Theater During ‘The Batman,’ Hey It’s Better Than How the Last One Went Talk about bat-shit crazy.
Meanwhile in Texas: Resort Features Giraffes Peeping Outside Your Window, Guessing Their Names Are All Tom You lookin' at me?
Meanwhile in Texas: Walmart Customer Tries Buying Another Woman’s Child, Forgetting That’s More Likely Amazon’s Thing Like most impulse shoppers who grab a candy bar at the checkout line, Taylor tried snagging herself a fun last-minute…
Meanwhile in Texas: Teacher Becomes Latest Hot Mic Calling Students ‘Utter Morons’ (Technically That Does Fall Under History) We give this teacher an A+ for honesty.
Meanwhile in Texas: Teacher Puts Covid-Positive Boy in Trunk to Prevent Exposure, Can That Be the Texas State Bird? This is not what the CDC means by 'isolation.'