Florida Man Arrested For Threatening To Kill Neighbors Because His Balls Hurt

June 18, 2018

Very angry man. Photo: fotojog (Getty)

I’ve heard of being butthurt before, but the whole “ballshurt” thing is a new one.

According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, a 32-year-old Westville man was arrested earlier this month for screaming at his neighbors and allegedly threatening to kill them. The reason for the outbursts? Simple — his testicles hurt.

Deputies…

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