We’re all out of sorts right now due to the coronavirus pandemic. Many of us are comfort-eating, and that means lots and lots of sugar. The hard part is not being able to pop into a grocery or convenience store as often as we’d like to assuage our sweet tooth. When we do go in search of a sugar rush, we have to don face masks and gloves, then wait in long lines just to get our fix. That’s why we totally understand a black bear that recently broke into a Tennessee rental cabin in pursuit of candy.
The bear swiped pounds of M&Ms and Reese’s peanut butter cups, which proves he has good taste. And he didn’t come alone; three of his buddies were waiting on the back porch, probably hoping he’d share. (He didn’t.) There were two occupants inside the cabin at the time of the chocolate-coated robbery, but they hid in a bedroom, called the police, and were unharmed. As for the bingeing bear, we hope he recovered from his inevitable sugar crash.
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