Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/FWABOT3/status/1356728893449768960?s=20
https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1356121758122668032?s=20
I'll straight up play games at @Wingstop and eat wings at @Gamestop I really don't give a shit anymore.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 27, 2021
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1357091568386150400?s=20
As always, we celebrate this sacred day with the ceremonial Giving of Wrestlemania Tickets to Michael Shannon pic.twitter.com/o8VMxdPCMF
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 2, 2021
Charles Manson carved a swastika in his forehead and his lawyers didn't quit.
— Mike Larsen (@writemikelarsen) January 31, 2021
https://twitter.com/jelani9/status/1355147665554747392?s=20
It’s so hard to get out of bed lately. I decided to put a pie in the bathroom to motivate me. I’ve gained ninety six pounds, but at least I feel productive.
— Jessica Kirson (@JessicaKirson) January 31, 2021
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1355638097841516545?s=20
https://twitter.com/laughmissile/status/1356620251182424064?s=20
https://twitter.com/joeyalison/status/1355208853365772291?s=20
never in my 3 days of trading have I ever seen anything like this
— Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) January 28, 2021
Look, they’re mating pic.twitter.com/IxWUjM5bU0
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 4, 2021
I like it when a friend asks me for my address. It’s usually because they’re sending me a gift, but sometimes I’m like, what if they’re sick of my shit and coming to kill me? It’s exciting either way.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) February 4, 2021
https://twitter.com/RealFPJr/status/1357082744543539201?s=20
The best of both worlds: Funny Gaming Memes of the Week
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