Meanwhile in Texas: Walmart Customer Tries Buying Another Woman’s Child, Forgetting That’s More Likely Amazon’s Thing

Sometimes the impulse to shop is so strong, you just have to take a trip to Walmart to get your fix. (Where else can you make $20 stretch like a Romanian gymnast?) But after an hour of shopping for all sorts of goodies from sex toys to bear repellant, it’s easy to start thinking everything inside the store has a…