Kamala Harris likes to kick ass and get people jobs who sell grass. Or at least, used to before they went to prison for it. That’s right, the fifth and least exciting Democratic Debate this November showed a strong-voiced California senator speak out about marijuana laws, advocating that weed being legalized federally and that those serving sentences for crimes related to running their own personal pot shops out of their living room, well, Harris wants to not only release them but hand them jobs running the very pot shops that she’d be opening. Toke on, Senator. Toke on.
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