Burgers and Bourbon Officially Together (Finally) in the Tastiest of Unions A match made in fast-food heaven.
Johnnie Walker Debuts Paper Whiskey Bottle, Much Harder to Smash Over Your Head Now Better for the Earth, and your noggin.
Meanwhile in Texas: Robber Mows Lawn Before Leaving, Leaves Note Telling Homeowner to Have Some Pride If you want it done right, do it yourself.
Worst Best Man Ever Loses Wedding Ring in Middle of Ceremony, Did You Check the Groom’s Ass? It's gotta be around here somewhere...
Ranked! Mike Myers’ Greatest Roles (Just in Time For Netflix’s ‘The Pentaverate’) Mike Myers is so much more than just Austin Powers.
Meanwhile in Chicago: Airline Passenger Successfully Hacks Fastest Plane Exit of All Time, Then Arrested Places to go, people to see!
Urine Apparently Excellent Fertilizer, Crap For Compost Could Mean It’s Time to Move Toilet Back Outside This fertilizer takes the piss.
Free IPA Beer For a Year If You Don’t Mind Having This Embarrassing Tattoo How much is free beer worth to you?
Super Bowl 2014 Halftime Show: Watch Bruno Mars & RHCP Rock Oddly A drum solo, a children's choir, Red Hot Chili Peppers singing a 23 year old song... what a weird night.
Life’s a Beach in the New ‘Rogue One’ Poster A stylish new one-sheet shows off the Death Star, but it also looks kind of like a hotel brochure.
Software Engineer Takes Photo Of Basketball To Put Flat-Earthers In Their Place Holding a basketball hand, POV. Photo: Clover No.7 Photography (Getty) Despite a plethora of scientific and photographic proof, millions of people…
Watch Red Hot Chili Peppers Hilariously Announce World Tour With Unveiling of Secret Weapon After a quiet year and a half for live music, things are about to get properly kicked in the face…